Which jocks fluoresce under blacklight?

[easlgrundle]

Old School Gym in orange I was slightly disappointed didn't glow orange under a blacklight, the white striping in the waistband did fluoresce however. I wondered which ones do fluoresce under a blacklight? Haven't checked my white Performance Gyms yet, could slightly too off white at this point to work. Some of them jocks in green and orange look oretty bright, maybe some white? I don't use optical brighteners in laundry that would likely bring that out a bit more. The white in the heather grey in some sweat pants and nersey blend shirts popped though. Remind me to check any hunting gear if I ever get around to figuring out that bow, deer have more UV vision.

 

[easlgrundle]

 

[diego501]

Check out the breedwell brand. They make stuff specifically for black light glow at the clubs!

 

[Jockstrapguy]

I've haven't tested it under black light but the new Cellblock 13 Baseline Jockstrap in yellow would also glow under black light. The yellow is not the tradition fetish gold but more of a mix between yellow and lime-green:

CellBlock 13 Baseline Jockstrap

CellBlock 13 Baseline Jockstrap

www.jockstrapcentral.com

But if it's a sports jock you're looking for, not sure what would work.

 

[easlgrundle]

I've haven't tested it under black light but the new Cellblock 13 Baseline Jockstrap in yellow would also glow under black light. The yellow is not the tradition fetish gold but more of a mix between yellow and lime-green:

CellBlock 13 Baseline Jockstrap

CellBlock 13 Baseline Jockstrap

www.jockstrapcentral.com

But if it's a sports jock you're looking for, not sure what would work.

Just shy of a Ryobi green that one!

 

[easlgrundle]

There's some gay artwork to do in future, jocks and chainsaws...though I am a bit of a PPE stickler, this could get convoluted. maybe just an 18v impact wrench with a dildo chuck mount. Might want EYE protection tho, haha.

 

[easlgrundle]

The foreman interrupts Chainjock before he gets splinters in his ass, he has to strip to his own jock at the jobsite and lend him his coveralls for the rest of the day.

 

[easlgrundle]

Still waiting for a male rendition of this video with equally good and loving nonparody production value. This lady version of the video would be the chief justification for being heterosexual I'm sure.

 

[easlgrundle]

Low tier effort and production values. Shirtless bear with sagging pants has potential.


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Mixed beefcake effort in that they're obviously going for unflattering but the photography is decent so the sweaty glossy plumber's crack is nice except for some gross dude humor if you don't blink in the correct spot.

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Live amateur production single camera continuous shot of some real soldiers in underwear in the barracks, planned camer staging, good team effort. low-res, lo-fi.

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This one's a bit bi, decentish effort, Handsome dudes, photography and lighting is lacking on the dude's bodies and beefcake shots, no slo-mo.

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Amateur production, more twinkadelic but trying to be flattering and format faithful.

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[easlgrundle]

Queer sensibilities, filled out asses in booty shorts, orange bear obviously jockstrapped, nuisance recoloring but whatever. Lazy sledgehammer application.

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Dignified Older Ladies, elevated discourse on wage disparities, tasteful parody (omg the defibrillator gag ), excellent execution production values.

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Heavily Remixed and offtopic but some beefcake with powertools, shortage of slow lingering body shots. topical blacklight anyways in a couple spots show off that hi-vis gear. *shrug*

 

[easlgrundle]

WTF with some goose meat body horror. Metal Cover of Satisfaction, more explicit lyrics. Quite queer and bi, some simulated hypercum bukakke on the dude bandmates' faces. No powertools.


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