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Union Suits

pope369

Jockstrap Fan
aww, thanks! While I will continue to post behind the scenes stuff and musings about Jockstrap Central, I do want this to become a site for everyone.

If you're not a florist or hyper sensitive about things: Did you read my Funny Stories about Valentines?

Good stuff. “It’s a gas’s” is hilarious!
 

Jockstrapguy

Administrator
Staff member
I am supposed to order two more pieces for two friends…they wanna see first how it will suit me …not too narrow nor a sleeping bag; one has almost identical physique as me while the other one would probably need a bigger size

I based my choice on the charts of NP itself, which doesn’t take waist as a criterium, while this website (which I only discovered after my order) only uses waist

According to NP website S fits me while at yours L would be more appropriate … so wait and see … I hope the right sizes will not be out of stock

We've been selling NP Union Suits every year since 2013. I'm not sure when they added all the other sizing info but for years they only offered waist size - which doesn't really make sense. That's why we offer a sizing guide in our description so you can compare yourself to our models and the size we had on them for the shoot.

It depends on if you want it fitted or more loose for lounging in. We shoot them small as we love the bulge showing prominently.

Here's what our description says:

SIZING ADVISORY!
The sizing in the sizing box below is Nasty Pig's recommended sizing. Although Nasty Pig says large is up to a 35" waist, we feel they could easily accommodate a larger waist size, especially as they stretch comfortably.

Here's something to consider: our model Simon is 5'10", 220lbs with a 35" waist and we had a large on him for the Crimson Blue. It's nice and tight and fitted. He could have just as easily worn a xlarge and look good.

Our model Adam (in the Crimson Red union suit) is 5'11" with a 30" waist and we had a small on him for the photo shoot. It's nice and tight and fitted. He could have just as easily worn a medium and look as good.

Adrian, one of the owners of Jockstrap Central is 6 feet tall with a 36" waist and wears a size large.

I will update our description to include NP's new inseam and other dimensions but to be honest, I think that's just going to confuse a lot of guys. As I mentioned, we've been selling these for years and have had very few returned for being the wrong size.
 

Jockstrapguy

Administrator
Staff member
Union suits on sale now.....shit....i ordered too early
Good news for my friends but they are very hesitant to order given the totally unpredictable delivery delais
one friend has similar measurements to mine 5.7 inch 149lbs 34 waist... likes fitted... size L?

Large is going to be way too large based on his height. Our model Simon is a tank of a guy (all muscle) and the large fits him snuggly. He's 5' 10" tall and says he has a 35" waist but I think it's larger than that as he's pretty solid throughout. We normally have to get him in an xlarge jockstrap for most brands. This is him in the large union suit:

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The fabric is stretchy, I'd say a medium for your friend. A small may even do, but definitely not a large.
 

shortguy

pocket sized jockstrap fan
I need to treat myself to one I think.

I love the NP one with all those flexible unbuttoning options.

I just want to make sure I don't look like Uncle Jessie from the Dukes of Hazard in one.

I am a bit worried about excess leg too - as I am rather short!
 

Jockstrapguy

Administrator
Staff member
I need to treat myself to one I think.

I love the NP one with all those flexible unbuttoning options.

I just want to make sure I don't look like Uncle Jessie from the Dukes of Hazard in one.

I am a bit worried about excess leg too - as I am rather short!

How tall are you? They don't look too bad bunched up at the ankle (within reason). I'm sure you could also get them hemmed by someone.
 

shortguy

pocket sized jockstrap fan
I think you should go the hemming route if you decide to get one.
Perhaps I should try a wrestling singlet instead :D


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Alex Bralmy

Jockstrap lover / Bulge worshiper / Cock sucker
I’ve always wanted one too - but I’m 6’6”. How long is the inseam on a large?
 

Jockstrapguy

Administrator
Staff member
I’ve always wanted one too - but I’m 6’6”. How long is the inseam on a large?

It may be a bit short in the leg. We just had a conversation with a customer who was 6'3" and he was concerned it would be long enough for him. So Adrian (husband and business partner) who's 6" with a 38" waist tried a large on and rolled up the excess at the ankle and there was at least 3 to 3.5 inches rolled up.

What's your inseam with a pair of jeans?
 

Alex Bralmy

Jockstrap lover / Bulge worshiper / Cock sucker
It may be a bit short in the leg. We just had a conversation with a customer who was 6'3" and he was concerned it would be long enough for him. So Adrian (husband and business partner) who's 6" with a 38" waist tried a large on and rolled up the excess at the ankle and there was at least 3 to 3.5 inches rolled up.

What's your inseam with a pair of jeans?
Thanks John. I’ve a 38” inseam (I could get a part time job at the sideshow 😉). I’ll give em a shot- I’m also a sock fanatic so even if a bit short they might just work. If they don’t I’ll simply crop the legs like a singlet. Which actually sounds kind of hot... thanks again!
 
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