Never Had I Ever Been Caught Jacking Off

[billTO]

Yes, yes ago there were some things just not talked about, including masturbation, cancer and women's periods.

Times have changed....

 

[BillyC]

Yes, yes ago there were some things just not talked about, including masturbation, cancer and women's periods.

Times have changed....

We couldn’t happily return to the days when women’s periods are not discussed soon enough for me!

 

[Timothy]

By my father…I thought he was mowing the lawn, but he left the mower running and came into the bedroom…I had a strap on as well…. I got such a fright ai jumped off the bed and knelt down on the opposite side he was on. It was pretty obvious what ai was doing…but was never spoken about.

Just being a natural young man son wanting to sperm-out a few loads. Just very sorry you felt a need to hide your blossoming manhood. I bet in his heart, your daddy was very proud of you!!

 

[SwimmerJock]

Our muscles tighten up when we get close to orgasm. Our calves tighten and that points our toes.

Our muscles tighten up when we get close to orgasm. Our calves tighten and that points our toes.

Not 100% sure, but I suspect those muscular contractions (kegels, glutes, thighs, calves, feet) are pretty much involuntary responses during male ejaculation. …Similar to why your balls draw close and tight during ejaculation, as the sperm completes the “transfer mix” with the semen further along the process. After all, that slight thrust “forward and upward” would naturally give more seeds a stronger trajectory thrust to their natural destination. That inch or two of additional penetration can often put the semen directly in contact with a waiting egg. This is especially helpful to men with a slightly shorter than average erection. The forces and laws of nature, add up all the motions, you have …. Survival of the “fittest fucking thrust!”

 

[Timothy]

Not 100% sure, but I suspect those muscular contractions (kegels, glutes, thighs, calves, feet) are pretty much involuntary responses during male ejaculation. …Similar to why your balls draw close and tight during ejaculation, as the sperm completes the “transfer mix” with the semen further along the process. After all, that slight thrust “forward and upward” would naturally give more seeds a stronger trajectory thrust to their natural destination. That inch or two of additional penetration can often put the semen directly in contact with a waiting egg. This is especially helpful to men with a slightly shorter than average erection. The forces and laws of nature, add up all the motions, you have …. Survival of the “fittest fucking thrust!”

Textbook explanation, although very erotic! Too bad it wasn’t about two gay men making love and putting semen directly in contact with a waiting tongue/anus.

 

[Jkstrapped]

Let me tell you about my story. This happened back around the mid-2010s or so. I had a friend who lived next door to me. I never locked my door back then. He would always drop by unannounced and would walk right in without even knocking. He was my Cosmo Kramer in a way. I just got done talking to his sister on the phone. She had told me Jason was heading home and should be home shortly. I thought I would give him a surprise when he walked in as I knew he would. I stripped down to just the white Bike #10 wide-band jock I was wearing as underwear that day. I put some porn on the tv in my living room. Kicked back in the recliner with my dick out the right side of the pouch. I was stroking away waiting for him. I heard him coming up and opened the door walking in. I acted like I did not hear him and continued. When he got right up to my recliner I turned and looked towards him. I started the line I had practiced waiting for him. Cock still in hand I acted embarrassed and said I didn't hear you come in.... now he gave me a surprise. He had some guy I later found out was named Leo with him. He starts to introduce me to Leo. I was wondering what the hell Leo was thinking about this dude wearing nothing buck a jock and his dick is out the pouch side watching some chick get fuck in the ass by a big dicked white guy. I pop my dick back inside the pouch. Not that helped hide my boner with the pouch now tenting out. Jason started to introduce Leo when the chick on the TV screen started screaming in panic saying "It's too big I can't take it!" She is balling tears. I am sure I turned completely red from embarrassment. Jason busts out laughing saying he should have known I would be watching porn. The normal polite thing to do would be to stand up and shake Leo's hand. But I am naked for the most part and that hand had just had man-cock in it seconds earlier. So I went with plan B. I stayed my ass exactly where I was already sitting. They did not stay long, maybe 30 minutes are so, maybe less. I hung out in my living room in just my white Bike. I did turn the porn off though, LOL It was so hot at the time, and even to this day thinking back on it. It's one thing to be the only man wearing nothing but a jock in a locker room at the gym but not in a domestic setting like this. Almost; like CMNM fetish. It turns out Leo and I became really good friends. Not like that, they are both straight. So that's my story on how I was caught masturbating, on purpose. and on accident! What a way to make a first impression. Hehehe... Below is a picture to help illustrate my story. This is sort of what Leo would have seen...This is not the infamous white Bike jockstrap, but another strap I had at the same time frame. You can think of it as White Bike's jockstrap cousin... White McDavid. A wideband classic athletic-type jock. I could not find a pic of me wearing only a white bike jockstrap around the 2010s. So just work with me! This picture is to help you understand what innocent Leo would have seen. Look at that stud young Tim trying and failing to make a bicep bulge! I am shocked that Leo had not run away in terror and never spoke to Jason or me again!! This reminds me I need to call Leo. I haven't talked to him in awhile.

 

[BillyC]

Let me tell you about my story. This happened back around the mid-2010s or so. I had a friend who lived next door to me. I never locked my door back then. He would always drop by unannounced and would walk right in without even knocking. He was my Cosmo Kramer in a way. I just got done talking to his sister on the phone. She had told me Jason was heading home and should be home shortly. I thought I would give him a surprise when he walked in as I knew he would. I stripped down to just the white Bike #10 wide-band jock I was wearing as underwear that day. I put some porn on the tv in my living room. Kicked back in the recliner with my dick out the right side of the pouch. I was stroking away waiting for him. I heard him coming up and opened the door walking in. I acted like I did not hear him and continued. When he got right up to my recliner I turned and looked towards him. I started the line I had practiced waiting for him. Cock still in hand I acted embarrassed and said I didn't hear you come in.... now he gave me a surprise. He had some guy I later found out was named Leo with him. He starts to introduce me to Leo. I was wondering what the hell Leo was thinking about this dude wearing nothing buck a jock and his dick is out the pouch side watching some chick get fuck in the ass by a big dicked white guy. I pop my dick back inside the pouch. Not that helped hide my boner with the pouch now tenting out. Jason started to introduce Leo when the chick on the TV screen started screaming in panic saying "It's too big I can't take it!" She is balling tears. I am sure I turned completely red from embarrassment. Jason busts out laughing saying he should have known I would be watching porn. The normal polite thing to do would be to stand up and shake Leo's hand. But I am naked for the most part and that hand had just had man-cock in it seconds earlier. So I went with plan B. I stayed my ass exactly where I was already sitting. They did not stay long, maybe 30 minutes are so, maybe less. I hung out in my living room in just my white Bike. I did turn the porn off though, LOL It was so hot at the time, and even to this day thinking back on it. It's one thing to be the only man wearing nothing but a jock in a locker room at the gym but not in a domestic setting like this. Almost; like CMNM fetish. It turns out Leo and I became really good friends. Not like that, they are both straight. So that's my story on how I was caught masturbating, on purpose. and on accident! What a way to make a first impression. Hehehe... Below is a picture to help illustrate my story. This is sort of what Leo would have seen...This is not the infamous white Bike jockstrap, but another strap I had at the same time frame. You can think of it as White Bike's jockstrap cousin... White McDavid. A wideband classic athletic-type jock. I could not find a pic of me wearing only a white bike jockstrap around the 2010s. So just work with me! This picture is to help you understand what innocent Leo would have seen. Look at that stud young Tim trying and failing to make a bicep bulge! I am shocked that Leo had not run away in terror and never spoke to Jason or me again!! This reminds me I need to call Leo. I haven't talked to him in awhile.

It’s unlikely Leo hasn’t ever whacked off to porn, so why would it be a big deal? I do give you props for the plan, though! There is an old Yiddish saying which translates to: man plans and god laughs.

 

[SwimmerJock]

Bike. I did turn the porn off though, LOL It was so hot at the time, and even to this day thinking back on it. It's one thing to be the only man

I was caught jacking off ... on purpose.

I am the father of three sons. When my youngest started puberty, he sported a lot of "morning wood" and boners. A couple of times I brought up the subject sex, but he didn't want to hear about the subject. He knew how babies were made, but he didn't seem interested in much more than that ... unlike his brothers

I wanted to find a way to broach the subject of masturbation. I waited for a time when his older brothers weren't around. At that time, the boys shared the main bathroom and I had a bathroom off of my bedroom. Again at the time, the boys' bathroom was being repainted or remodeled or re-tiled so all three had to use my bathroom for a week. I watched when my youngest son arrived home from somewhere. I knew he would want to use the bathroom or at least wash his hands.

I took off my clothes, went into the shower, started soaping up and the began masturbating. My son came into my bathroom and saw me jerking off. He had such a shocked look on his face. I rinsed off the soap and grabbed a robe. We sat down and I did some explaining. I told him that all men masturbate and if they said that they didn't they were lying. I told him for the most part that masturbation was a healthy experience, but the activity needed to be limited to private places and times.

I asked him if he ever masturbated. He said no, that he heard other boys talk about it, but he wasn't sure how to do it. I asked if he wanted me to show him. To my surprise, he said yes. I opened my robe and began stroking my cock. After a short time, I told him to pull down his pants and underwear and start stroking his penis like I did mine, In no time he was hard and began feeling it. I shot my load and very shortly he did too.

I don't think he asked any questions. I told him to get his things and that he could take a shower once I was done.

There are somethings not taught in parenting class

That’s likely a similar way my dad would have taught me “the joys of masturbation,” except that he was first to discover and watch me complete my own [hand] job. Of course, I was not aware of his observation, as my eyes were closed ……not only was I wearing one of my own PE class jockstraps, but I was simultaneously huffing one of his athletic supporters I had pulled from the dirty laundry hamper. After landing cum shots on his strap, my chin, chest, belly and jockstrap, I opened my eyes. First startled by his presence, I was soon given hearty approval, even encouragement to “enjoy it, like any man should.” This was also followed by an acknowledgement that he frequently enjoyed the same practice, and a suggestion that a similar discovery [of me] by my mother would not be understood in the same [approving] way? Though we never jacked off together, I did later “discover” him masturbating. He must have been past “inevitability,“ as shortly after my discovery, he shot his thick load into the jockstrap held at his cockhead. His response to my witnessing his event was simply a smile and shrug of his shoulders …. “Enjoying it, Like any man should!” Though I’m not sure who learned it from whom, jetting 8===>~~’,. a thick semen load into a jockstrap was apparently something that each of us (father and son, alike) enjoyed doing with regularity.

 

[SwimmerJock]

I was caught by my dad a handful of times. I wish he would have joined me

I was caught by my dad a handful of times. I wish he would have joined me

I can relate to that….. a handful of times with a fistful of jizz ! Sometimes I’ve thought that most fathers might secretly want to catch their sons masturbating/ejaculating. It would seem to give dad great pride and satisfaction (even his own bating fuel) in witnessing his son’s basic appreciation/celebration of reaching his own manhood.

 

[aussiestrapper]

I can relate to that….. a handful of times with a fistful of jizz ! Sometimes I’ve thought that most fathers might secretly want to catch their sons masturbating/ejaculating. It would seem to give dad great satisfaction (even his own bating fuel) in witnessing his son’s basic appreciation/celebration of reaching his own manhood.

My old man and I had a really bad relationship…anything of that nature would have been a long way from my interests…or fantasy. I envy you guys who could actually, or imagine…such a paternal relationship.

 

[Timothy]

My old man and I had a really bad relationship…anything of that nature would have been a long way from my interests…or fantasy. I envy you guys who could actually, or imagine…such a paternal relationship.

I’m pretty much there with you Aussie… well stated.

 

[Leatherhoody]

I’m pretty much there with you Aussie… well stated.

If we could start a poll on this topic, it would be possible to find out how many people were in the situation what Aussiestrapper explaned.

 

[Timothy]

If we could start a poll on this topic, it would be possible to find out how many people were in the situation what Aussiestrapper explaned.

Please, good idea. Go for it man!

 

[Leatherhoody]

Please, good idea. Go for it man!

I ddn't find poll possibility.

 

[Hornynow]

Just being a natural young man son wanting to sperm-out a few loads. Just very sorry you felt a need to hide your blossoming manhood. I bet in his heart, your daddy was very proud of you!!

I am just loving these bone hard dude pictures. Wow

 

[Hornynow]

I was caught jacking off ... on purpose.

I am the father of three sons. When my youngest started puberty, he sported a lot of "morning wood" and boners. A couple of times I brought up the subject sex, but he didn't want to hear about the subject. He knew how babies were made, but he didn't seem interested in much more than that ... unlike his brothers

I wanted to find a way to broach the subject of masturbation. I waited for a time when his older brothers weren't around. At that time, the boys shared the main bathroom and I had a bathroom off of my bedroom. Again at the time, the boys' bathroom was being repainted or remodeled or re-tiled so all three had to use my bathroom for a week. I watched when my youngest son arrived home from somewhere. I knew he would want to use the bathroom or at least wash his hands.

I took off my clothes, went into the shower, started soaping up and the began masturbating. My son came into my bathroom and saw me jerking off. He had such a shocked look on his face. I rinsed off the soap and grabbed a robe. We sat down and I did some explaining. I told him that all men masturbate and if they said that they didn't they were lying. I told him for the most part that masturbation was a healthy experience, but the activity needed to be limited to private places and times.

I asked him if he ever masturbated. He said no, that he heard other boys talk about it, but he wasn't sure how to do it. I asked if he wanted me to show him. To my surprise, he said yes. I opened my robe and began stroking my cock. After a short time, I told him to pull down his pants and underwear and start stroking his penis like I did mine, In no time he was hard and began feeling it. I shot my load and very shortly he did too.

I don't think he asked any questions. I told him to get his things and that he could take a shower once I was done.

There are somethings not taught in parenting class

I am so horny hearing this. You had a great father. It is so hot him having an interest in his son's emotional and well being.

 

[Hornynow]

Just being a natural young man son wanting to sperm-out a few loads. Just very sorry you felt a need to hide your blossoming manhood. I bet in his heart, your daddy was very proud of you!!

Love to find out who those hot naked bone hard dudes are. Gotta research.

 

[aussiestrapper]

Love to find out who those hot naked bone hard dudes are. Gotta research.

Here’s another rock hard cock for you. Hornynow

 

[Hornynow]

Here’s another rock hard cock for you. Hornynow

Oh dude yes very hot!

 

[ScottTheJockGuy]

I can relate to that….. a handful of times with a fistful of jizz ! Sometimes I’ve thought that most fathers might secretly want to catch their sons masturbating/ejaculating. It would seem to give dad great pride and satisfaction (even his own bating fuel) in witnessing his son’s basic appreciation/celebration of reaching his own manhood.

I would definitely think so.
It definitely gave my dad great pride when he learned I was sexually active. Especially with two different girls (not a threesome, just dating one and hookup with the other)

 

[BillyC]

I would definitely think so.
It definitely gave my dad great pride when he learned I was sexually active. Especially with two different girls (not a threesome, just dating one and hookup with the other)

As a relatively new father (adopted our now college senior sun when he was 15), I can say that we were open with him about masturbation and about the potential for him to become active with another boy (part of the backstory of our adoption was his coming out to his birth parents and their rejection). But the potential for him actually becoming active with another boy was really quite daunting. Then suddenly he had, he told us, and there was this overwhelming sense of pride that his masculinity was maturing.

 

[BillyC]

I would definitely think so.
It definitely gave my dad great pride when he learned I was sexually active. Especially with two different girls (not a threesome, just dating one and hookup with the other)

Sorry for the double-post. But . . . It brings back memories. When I turned 18 I was still a virgin by Clinton standards (blowjobs aplenty but hadn’t yet fucked anything other than a mouth). My oldest brother is also gay, and he devised the plan to get me laid the night of my birthday. After dinner with our parents (his dad and my mom were married after my dad died when I was much younger), he and my middle (straight) brother took me out to a couple of clubs in The District and achieved the objective. The next morning my second dad clapped his arm around my shoulder and said, “Welcome to manhood, son!” with more pride than I’d seen despite many years by then of pride in me and my brothers. Then he looked me square in the eye and admonished me, “Be responsible, son! Always! Your penis will often be the devil on your shoulder.” Boy was that an understatement!

 

[Leatherhoody]

Please, good idea. Go for it man!

I finally succeeded, I started a poll. Everything else- Never Had I Ever Been Caught Jacking Off - Poll

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[Hornynow]

I finally succeeded, I started a poll. Everything else- Never Had I Ever Been Caught Jacking Off - Poll

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Always a first time!

 

[Timothy]

Always a first time!

I do believe you just had your boy-hymen broken!