Opinionman
Jockstrap Fan
Ch. 31 The Mall
The two wrestlers walked a few minutes to the student parking lot and Kirk unlocked his none-too-shabby car—a Camry that was more than a few years old but in good shape. One glance told Skye that his mentor, while perhaps not rich, came from a comfortable background.
“Nice wheels,” he muttered.
“Yep, ol’ Bessie here has been reliable. Family car, you know?”
“Sure.”
They got into the car and Skye tossed his book bag in the back seat. “This is a nice car, man.”
Kirk, perhaps a little aware of the impression his car made, just smiled. “Let’s go.”
They drove for about 10 minutes to a downtown mall and Kirk pulled up in the garage. He could see from Skye’s wide eyes that this was a new experience for him. Kirk found that incomprehensible but he reminded himself that, shamefully, he knew almost nothing about life on the Rez, despite not living that far from it. He had a plan. He grabbed Skye and pulled him from the parking garage into the mall and headed to Macy’s.
Skye was stunned at the sheer quantity of clothing that surrounded him in the store. In fact, it was intimidating as few things had been in his life—a life, after all, full of toughness.
Kirk took him to the jeans aisle and picked out a couple of pairs for each of them along with some collared shirts. Skye didn’t even bother to look at the price tag. He knew he wasn’t going to buy shirts here. He knew about discount stores like TJ Maxx, but he figured he’d humor Kirk, who, he thought, was oblivious to the money situation. But he was wrong. Kirk leaned over and spoke softly, “Dude, do me a favor. There’s this salesman here, about our age, and, to be honest, I can tell he’s got the eye for yours truly. Every time I come in here, I make a point of changing with the door open, coming out shirtless sometimes, and all that kinda shit. You should see his reaction. SOOO obvious. But it’s harmless fun. You up for it?”
“What do you want me to do?”
“Just follow my lead.”
The two students went back into the men’s dressing room. Each individual stall had louvered doors on it, but Kirk made a point of taking off his shirt before going in, and Skye did likewise. Kirk, and therefore Skye, left the door wide open.
“Just wait about…. One more second… Now!” And on cue, the sales clerk appeared. He was a svelte young man of about twenty, pale-skinned with a shock of short cut red hair and fine features. It was obvious he cared about clothing and appearance. His own shirt and pants hung beautifully on his muscular slender body. Skye could detect a set of pecs that looked on the verge of expanding dramatically once the guy had finished growing.
Skye stood there shirtless, while his confederate in this little event did the same. Kirk pretended to ponder, “Huh. This one looks like maybe it’s your size, but this bigger one will probably fit me better, huh?” He looked at the sales clerk and Skye thought, “Jesus, could this guy BE more obvious?” The salesman gulped like a starving man and let his eyes rove over Kirk and Skye’s muscular wrestlers’ torsos before he could stop himself and busy himself with rearranging some shirts on the return table. Kirk stood there for a moment longer, then stretched and yawned as if it were first thing in the morning, knowing his movement and vocalization would force the clerk to look up. Sure enough.
“Here ya go, dude” and he tossed the shirt to Skye. Each retired to the changing closet but, as instructed, Skye left the door open. In a too-loud voice, Kirk called out, “Maybe we should try on the jeans and then the shirts after. Give the girls a chance to check us out on campus, you know?” Although Skye didn’t see it, he could practically hear Kirk flashing a smile. But he also heard the sales clerk gasp. That guy had no self-control, it appeared. Skye wasn’t too sure about whatever this trick was; he didn’t like humiliating people. But he realized that humiliation wasn’t on the table. The clerk was clearly enjoying this whole situation.
Kirk ostentatiously unzipped his cargo shorts and let them drop. Like he’d promised, he was wearing one of his white briefs and he made a big show in the closet of reaching down to pick up his cargo shorts, poking his ass out of the door frame just enough for his “audience” to glimpse a peek. Another gasp. Skye began to get into the game and dropped his shorts and leaned toward the door so his orange boxer-briefs showed. The two of them pulled on their jeans, but Kirk left his unbuttoned at the top and walked out, still shirtless. Skye did the same except he had buttoned his fly completely, so in a brazen moment, he undid the top button in full view of the clerk, who made no noise but only stared.
Kirk, in full engagement mode now, reached over and tugged a little on Skye’s waistband and resettled his jeans. “Yeah, that’s better. These are nice, huh?”
Skye stared at him, astonished at his boldness. “Yep. Nice.” There was a moment of tension in the dressing area—that tension they always talk about being thick enough to cut with a knife. It was broken by a middle-aged man who grumbled as he entered the area. “Fuck, I hate shopping” he muttered and quickly disappeared into his own closet.
“Let’s try on a couple more and move on,” said Kirk. “But first, let’s see how the shirts are hung.” He leaned on that last term, knowing it would evoke the response from the clerk and sure enough, the fellow’s eyes became riveted on Kirk’s zipper. Kirk just smiled and returned to his closet. They enacted variations on this scene a couple of more times, and finally the clerk spoke up: “Can I help you with anything else?”
“No thanks, man,” said Kirk winningly. “We’re just here to try on some stuff and then compare. Thanks.”
The clerk looked disappointed and finally left the changing area. “I always say that, “whispered Kirk. “Bums the poor guy out but it’s fuckin hilarious how obvious he is. Hey, I can’t blame him. I’m a hottie, for sure! My Aunt Evelyn told me so!” This cracked Kirk up and Skye smiled as well, asking, “Why do you do this again?”
“Well, I figure a guy like that needs all the fantasy material for his spank bank he can get, so I see it as doing him a favor.”
Skye repeated the unfamiliar term: “Spank bank.”
Kirk looked at him. “You don’t know what a…? Well, never mind. More on that later.”
“This game doesn’t hurt your self-esteem any, does it?”
“Everyone needs a shot of confidence, buddy; even Mr. Sales over there.”
“Yeah, I know. They kept sending experts in self-esteem to the Rez high school to tell us we should be proud of ourselves. As we sat there in broken desks.”
“You gotta tell me more about that, dude. Meanwhile, let’s hit the road. I only brought you here to show you the fancy stuff you can get cheaper at other stores.”
Skye was relieved. “Well, I’m glad you said that, man. I was gonna say I couldn’t afford this stuff. Isn’t there like a TJ Maxx or whatever around here?”
“There is. Also this odd chain of stores called Bob’s. Super basic and cheap. It’s at the end of the mall.”
The two walked the length of the mall and Skye noticed how many mall-aged girls were looking at them and giggling. He even noticed a few teenage guys looking enviously, either because they themselves had nothing like the bodies of these wrestlers, or because they were getting there and they didn’t want their girlfriends to see the college boys further along the path than they were.
The two wrestlers walked a few minutes to the student parking lot and Kirk unlocked his none-too-shabby car—a Camry that was more than a few years old but in good shape. One glance told Skye that his mentor, while perhaps not rich, came from a comfortable background.
“Nice wheels,” he muttered.
“Yep, ol’ Bessie here has been reliable. Family car, you know?”
“Sure.”
They got into the car and Skye tossed his book bag in the back seat. “This is a nice car, man.”
Kirk, perhaps a little aware of the impression his car made, just smiled. “Let’s go.”
They drove for about 10 minutes to a downtown mall and Kirk pulled up in the garage. He could see from Skye’s wide eyes that this was a new experience for him. Kirk found that incomprehensible but he reminded himself that, shamefully, he knew almost nothing about life on the Rez, despite not living that far from it. He had a plan. He grabbed Skye and pulled him from the parking garage into the mall and headed to Macy’s.
Skye was stunned at the sheer quantity of clothing that surrounded him in the store. In fact, it was intimidating as few things had been in his life—a life, after all, full of toughness.
Kirk took him to the jeans aisle and picked out a couple of pairs for each of them along with some collared shirts. Skye didn’t even bother to look at the price tag. He knew he wasn’t going to buy shirts here. He knew about discount stores like TJ Maxx, but he figured he’d humor Kirk, who, he thought, was oblivious to the money situation. But he was wrong. Kirk leaned over and spoke softly, “Dude, do me a favor. There’s this salesman here, about our age, and, to be honest, I can tell he’s got the eye for yours truly. Every time I come in here, I make a point of changing with the door open, coming out shirtless sometimes, and all that kinda shit. You should see his reaction. SOOO obvious. But it’s harmless fun. You up for it?”
“What do you want me to do?”
“Just follow my lead.”
The two students went back into the men’s dressing room. Each individual stall had louvered doors on it, but Kirk made a point of taking off his shirt before going in, and Skye did likewise. Kirk, and therefore Skye, left the door wide open.
“Just wait about…. One more second… Now!” And on cue, the sales clerk appeared. He was a svelte young man of about twenty, pale-skinned with a shock of short cut red hair and fine features. It was obvious he cared about clothing and appearance. His own shirt and pants hung beautifully on his muscular slender body. Skye could detect a set of pecs that looked on the verge of expanding dramatically once the guy had finished growing.
Skye stood there shirtless, while his confederate in this little event did the same. Kirk pretended to ponder, “Huh. This one looks like maybe it’s your size, but this bigger one will probably fit me better, huh?” He looked at the sales clerk and Skye thought, “Jesus, could this guy BE more obvious?” The salesman gulped like a starving man and let his eyes rove over Kirk and Skye’s muscular wrestlers’ torsos before he could stop himself and busy himself with rearranging some shirts on the return table. Kirk stood there for a moment longer, then stretched and yawned as if it were first thing in the morning, knowing his movement and vocalization would force the clerk to look up. Sure enough.
“Here ya go, dude” and he tossed the shirt to Skye. Each retired to the changing closet but, as instructed, Skye left the door open. In a too-loud voice, Kirk called out, “Maybe we should try on the jeans and then the shirts after. Give the girls a chance to check us out on campus, you know?” Although Skye didn’t see it, he could practically hear Kirk flashing a smile. But he also heard the sales clerk gasp. That guy had no self-control, it appeared. Skye wasn’t too sure about whatever this trick was; he didn’t like humiliating people. But he realized that humiliation wasn’t on the table. The clerk was clearly enjoying this whole situation.
Kirk ostentatiously unzipped his cargo shorts and let them drop. Like he’d promised, he was wearing one of his white briefs and he made a big show in the closet of reaching down to pick up his cargo shorts, poking his ass out of the door frame just enough for his “audience” to glimpse a peek. Another gasp. Skye began to get into the game and dropped his shorts and leaned toward the door so his orange boxer-briefs showed. The two of them pulled on their jeans, but Kirk left his unbuttoned at the top and walked out, still shirtless. Skye did the same except he had buttoned his fly completely, so in a brazen moment, he undid the top button in full view of the clerk, who made no noise but only stared.
Kirk, in full engagement mode now, reached over and tugged a little on Skye’s waistband and resettled his jeans. “Yeah, that’s better. These are nice, huh?”
Skye stared at him, astonished at his boldness. “Yep. Nice.” There was a moment of tension in the dressing area—that tension they always talk about being thick enough to cut with a knife. It was broken by a middle-aged man who grumbled as he entered the area. “Fuck, I hate shopping” he muttered and quickly disappeared into his own closet.
“Let’s try on a couple more and move on,” said Kirk. “But first, let’s see how the shirts are hung.” He leaned on that last term, knowing it would evoke the response from the clerk and sure enough, the fellow’s eyes became riveted on Kirk’s zipper. Kirk just smiled and returned to his closet. They enacted variations on this scene a couple of more times, and finally the clerk spoke up: “Can I help you with anything else?”
“No thanks, man,” said Kirk winningly. “We’re just here to try on some stuff and then compare. Thanks.”
The clerk looked disappointed and finally left the changing area. “I always say that, “whispered Kirk. “Bums the poor guy out but it’s fuckin hilarious how obvious he is. Hey, I can’t blame him. I’m a hottie, for sure! My Aunt Evelyn told me so!” This cracked Kirk up and Skye smiled as well, asking, “Why do you do this again?”
“Well, I figure a guy like that needs all the fantasy material for his spank bank he can get, so I see it as doing him a favor.”
Skye repeated the unfamiliar term: “Spank bank.”
Kirk looked at him. “You don’t know what a…? Well, never mind. More on that later.”
“This game doesn’t hurt your self-esteem any, does it?”
“Everyone needs a shot of confidence, buddy; even Mr. Sales over there.”
“Yeah, I know. They kept sending experts in self-esteem to the Rez high school to tell us we should be proud of ourselves. As we sat there in broken desks.”
“You gotta tell me more about that, dude. Meanwhile, let’s hit the road. I only brought you here to show you the fancy stuff you can get cheaper at other stores.”
Skye was relieved. “Well, I’m glad you said that, man. I was gonna say I couldn’t afford this stuff. Isn’t there like a TJ Maxx or whatever around here?”
“There is. Also this odd chain of stores called Bob’s. Super basic and cheap. It’s at the end of the mall.”
The two walked the length of the mall and Skye noticed how many mall-aged girls were looking at them and giggling. He even noticed a few teenage guys looking enviously, either because they themselves had nothing like the bodies of these wrestlers, or because they were getting there and they didn’t want their girlfriends to see the college boys further along the path than they were.