Jockstrap Convention

[Timothy]

I was with ya in until now, with the circumcision and disembodied scrots. Not for this guy!

Dude, you can buy tanned, buffalo scrotums on eBay… Check them out!!

 

[Timothy]

Concession stands can carry semensicles, spermint gum, cock-a-cola and freshly glazed donuts!

 

[BillyC]

Dude, you can buy tanned, buffalo scrotums on eBay… Check them out!!

Uh, no. Just NO!

 

[BillyC]

Concession stands can carry semensicles, spermint gum, cock-a-cola and freshly glazed donuts!

I believe you meant cumcession stands.

 

[Timothy]

Concession stands can carry semensicles, spermint gum, cock-a-cola and freshly glazed donuts!

Oh, and the donuts can be sold off of beautiful young boy boners!!!

 

[Timothy]

Uh, no. Just NO! View attachment 77655

You are such a hoot, I just love it! I had a great laugh this Sunday with you!

 

[Timothy]

Of course, the lowest hangers would win the all-time first place prize!

 

[gingerrob]

There should be a qualifying round . . . for tasters and for donors.

Well, I have big loads

 

[Timothy]

Well, I have big loads

OK, so I guess the low hangers contests is out of realm.

I’ll have my own booth in the back with a trophy for such -as well as a measuring rod and also my tongue to taste the scrotal sweat for qualification purposes. I’m OK with that.

 

[gingerrob]

OK, so I guess the low hangers contests is out of realm.

I’ll have my own booth in the back with a trophy for such -as well as a measuring rod and also my tongue to taste the scrotal sweat for qualification purposes. I’m OK with that.

It all depends in what mood their in. LOL Sometime their big and swinging and not tight. Wish it was all the time and wasn't a grower.

 

[BillyC]

OK, so I guess the low hangers contests is out of realm.

I’ll have my own booth in the back with a trophy for such -as well as a measuring rod and also my tongue to taste the scrotal sweat for qualification purposes. I’m OK with that.

Measuring “rod” eh? The contest should be oral or anal caliper — whoever can get the dimensions the most accurate just by using his hole(s) . . .

 

[gingerrob]

Measuring “rod” eh? The contest should be oral or anal caliper — whoever can get the dimensions the most accurate just by using his hole(s) . . .

can use my hole

 

[BillyC]

can use my hole

Now we’re getting somewhere!

 

[Charles]

A throat fucking / deep throat event could help answer those questions.
. The fuckers could compare size, prowess, load force and speed of orgasm. The fuckees on how much and how many they can take, swallowing. Spit roasting could be part of the second round

 

[Jockme8]

Of course, the lowest hangers would win the all-time first place prize!

You found my weakness, low hanging balls! I don’t know why but it can be ANY size cock, tiny or huge, but it’s next to balls hanging real low, I can’t look away and I want them! And play with them and make them feel good… really good!

 

[Cocksucker of Herkulez]

I like the sailors in the Jean Paul Gaultier commercials, shirtless. Yes we don't see thier jocks, but I bet they have them.

 

[Thomas_C]

I like the sailors in the Jean Paul Gunthier commercials, shirtless. Yes we don't see thier jocks, but I bet they have them.

Very unlikely, I think the models are European & jockstraps aren't really a thing for most European men.

 

[Cocksucker of Herkulez]

Very unlikely, I think the models are European & jockstraps aren't really a thing for most European men.

Oh well, I can dream.

 

[billTO]

You found my weakness, low hanging balls! I don’t know why but it can be ANY size cock, tiny or huge, but it’s next to balls hanging real low, I can’t look away and I want them! And play with them and make them feel good… really good!

They are begging to be sucked and worshipped. Best thing ever.A man's ball are his most precious treasure.

 

[Timothy]

They are begging to be sucked and worshipped. Best thing ever.A man's ball are his most precious treasure.

A true Amen to that dear bro!!
Chili, nothing more beautiful than a man’s scrotum… Especially when it tightens up, clearly defining both nuts, right before he shoots his load!

 

[strapperguy]

Oh well, I can dream.

I think some of the British gay skinheads are into jocks (ripe ones, of course)!

 

[Timothy]

I think some of the British gay skinheads are into jocks (ripe ones, of course)!

I’d love to get a straight one of them in between my thighs face first!

 

[BillyC]

I think some of the British gay skinheads are into jocks (ripe ones, of course)!

I can confirm that!

 

[billTO]

I can confirm that!

Do they also smell as delicious all over as the two Frenchmen?

 

[strapperguy]

Do they also smell as delicious all over as the two Frenchmen?

Let us in on who the two Frenchmnen are!