Jockstrap Convention

[Leatherhoody]

Make room for jockstrap jack off contest.

Have to clarify the rules, what the criteria are. Time, quantity, distance? Is lubricant allowed or not?

 

[Timothy]

Make room for jockstrap jack off contest.

Bring it on - dry jacking should get extra credit

 

[gingerrob]

Absolutely! Unfortunately, testicles are so underrated!!!

who doesn't love to suck on some big hangers They have a tasty surprise inside

 

[Thomas_C]

Some gay fetish sex clubs have underwear days, for example:
https://www.the-boots.com/agenda/
has an "underwear afternoon" on Sunday, September 17th 2023.

 

[Thomas_C]

One of the dresscodes on WeKink is sportswear:
https://www.wekink.cologne/de/

 

[Leatherhoody]

One of the dresscodes on WeKink is sportswear:
https://www.wekink.cologne/de/

I wonder how many will be in jockstraps.

 

[Thomas_C]

On their social media pics there's several guys wearing jockstraps:
https://twitter.com/wekinkcologne
https://www.instagram.com/wekinkcologne/

 

[Leatherhoody]

On their social media pics there's several guys wearing jockstraps:
https://twitter.com/wekinkcologne
https://www.instagram.com/wekinkcologne/

There was a link on their twitter side and follow it I foud this. Jockstrap wrestling. Some participants might be interested.

 

[Thomas_C]

Good find:
https://wrestlingmale.com/2023/08/27/livewekink/?lang=en

 

[Charles]

I was thinking there could be a multi-station gloryhole wall. Meat and greet for tops and bottoms and versatiles. It could be like musical chairs, every five minutes the music stops and we switch cocks.

 

[BillyC]

I was thinking there could be a multi-station gloryhole wall. Meat and greet for tops and bottoms and versatiles. It could be like musical chairs, every five minutes the music stops and we switch cocks.

I wouldn’t mind switching holes every 60 seconds until I found the one I wanted to nutt in; but it wouldn’t take five minutes to find the winner, and it would be highly unlikely I’d cede the winner before . . . I seeded it.

 

[Timothy]

I wouldn’t mind switching holes every 60 seconds until I found the one I wanted to nutt in; but it wouldn’t take five minutes to find the winner, and it would be highly unlikely I’d cede the winner before . . . I seeded it.

Damn! Fuck me! No, I’m fucking serious, fuck me!

 

[BillyC]

Damn! Fuck me! No, I’m fucking serious, fuck me!

Bring it, jockboy!

 

[gingerrob]

Bring it, jockboy!

I wanna join in on the fun.

 

[Leatherhoody]

I was thinking there could be a multi-station gloryhole wall. Meat and greet for tops and bottoms and versatiles. It could be like musical chairs, every five minutes the music stops and we switch cocks.

The "long-range shooting" competation can also be done from this wall, so there is no dispute where he shot from. Just need a cannon operator on the other side of the wall to load and aim. Mayb not too practical changing the handlers during the process.

 

[BillyC]

The "long-range shooting" competation can also be done from this wall, so there is no dispute where he shot from. Just need a cannon operator on the other side of the wall to load and aim. Mayb not too practical changing the handlers during the process.

I live a good shooting match!

 

[The Bike Man.]

There must be a cum eating contest.

 

[BillyC]

When I was a teenager I remember a news report about Rod Stewart being hospitalized after a stag party. Then it came out somewhere that he’d had a quart of um pumped from his stomach. You really can OD on protein if you don’t balance the intake.

 

[Leatherhoody]

There must be a cum eating contest.

What would the rules be?

 

[The Bike Man.]

Everyone gets sample fellow jocks cum.

 

[BillyC]

Everyone gets sample fellow jocks cum.

There should be a qualifying round . . . for tasters and for donors.

 

[Timothy]

Everyone gets sample fellow jocks cum.

Definitely!
They should give out samples like Costco does at the end of each aisle - perhaps a clear glass thimble of each jock’s warm fresh sperm?
There should be a simple taste-testing, much like a wine taste-testing to look for hints or notes of flavor, such as fresh fruit, sugar, saltiness, and of course a sweepstakes trophy for the best viscosity as well.

I also think there should be a sheer singlet contest too. Sheerest singlet wins hands down and cocks up!! Take this one for example, you can count every one of this boy’s pubic hairs…. sheerly (pun intended ), masculine magnificence!!

 

[Timothy]

Plus, and mainly for starters, every entrance into the convention, must weigh in naked as wrestlers do, and be classified according to their own weight class. There would be two classifications per weight class as well —- one ‘circumcised’, the other one, ‘skins or hoodies’

There would also be a full blown doctor’s exam table with stirrups in case someone wanted to get circumcised at the convention. The foreskin could be raffled off intact as one could wear as a ring on a finger or even be slipped on their own penis if they had been cut previously.

tanned leathery bull scrotums could be sold as a souvenir as a trinket holder for keys, cell phones, and credit cards. It could be easily branded on the back of the bull scrotum the year of the annual Jock convention.

miscellaneous types of Cum rags could be on sale in a booth all their own. Naturally, Trial sizes could be readily available for those who want to try the absorbency in public where all could watch and judge the absorbency rate just like the Brawny papertowel commercials. Of course, some boys and men may need several towels to absorb and clean up their fresh ejaculation, but others would need less.. all in the spirit of manhood fun!

 

[BillyC]

Definitely!
They should give out samples like Costco does at the end of each aisle - perhaps a clear glass thimble of each jock’s warm fresh sperm?
There should be a simple taste-testing, much like a wine taste-testing to look for hints or notes of flavor, such as fresh fruit, sugar, saltiness, and of course a sweepstakes trophy for the best viscosity as well.

I also think there should be a sheer singlet contest too. Sheerest singlet wins hands down and cocks up!! Take this one for example, you can count every one of this boy’s pubic hairs…. sheerly (pun intended ), masculine magnificence!!

No way that pic isn’t ‘shopped! LOL

 

[BillyC]

Plus, and mainly for starters, every entrance into the convention, must weigh in naked as wrestlers do, and be classified according to their own weight class. There would be two classifications per weight class as well —- one ‘circumcised’, the other one, ‘skins or hoodies’

There would also be a full blown doctor’s exam table with stirrups in case someone wanted to get circumcised at the convention. The foreskin could be raffled off intact as one could wear as a ring on a finger or even be slipped on their own penis if they had been cut previously.

tanned leathery bull scrotums could be sold as a souvenir as a trinket holder for keys, cell phones, and credit cards. It could be easily branded on the back of the bull scrotum the year of the annual Jock convention.

miscellaneous types of Cum rags could be on sale in a booth all their own. Naturally, Trial sizes could be readily available for those who want to try the absorbency in public where all could watch and judge the absorbency rate just like the Brawny papertowel commercials. Of course, some boys and men may need several towels to absorb and clean up their fresh ejaculation, but others would need less.. all in the spirit of manhood fun!

I was with ya in until now, with the circumcision and disembodied scrots. Not for this guy!