What would you do?

[rutter222]

I had a vasectomy in my early 40s after my third son was born. We divorced a few years ago and now my boys 16 and 20 live with me. Since my vasectomy I jerk off an cum in my tighty whities almost every night. I convinced myself that jizz doesn't stain after a vasectomy. Well...I was wrong. My 20 year old just started doing the laundry regularly. He washes my whites, briefs and jocks weekly. He asked me this morning why all my briefs are yellow on the left side only and he showed me a few examples. I said it was time for new underwear. How would you respond?

 

[Thomas_C]

The stains are probably coming from urine that comes out together with the jizz. If that's the case you can say it's urine & that isn't a lie in my opinion. Time to change to black underwear I think, I wear the Tena black boxers since last year, no stains at all on them:
https://www.tena.co.uk/men/products...boxers/tena-men-protective-incontinence-boxer

 

[wiry-nyc]

I love that your son does your laundry!

i would just be honest. As a 20 year old he certainly has been jerking off himself for years. Just tell him that you jerk off into them and after a while they get stained, and that you’ll buy some new ones! Should make for a fun and open conversation.

 

[Thomas_C]

For the jockstraps, you maybe could get black jockstraps:
https://www.jockstrapcentral.com/productdisplay.php?product=17301

 

[Wallyyyy]

I’m with wiry-nyc. Since a 20 yo certainly enjoys his jack off time and probably has cum stained items to wash too, just tell him it’s your cum. The open conversation may follow (if you encourage it) and a great dad-son relationship may follow. I am sure both of you guys would like showing each other new ways to drain those balls that are hangin between your legs.

 

[rutter222]

Yeah I get that. The stain was just so big. The whole left side was yellow. I never realized it, but I have since noticed it on many other pairs. I threw them all out and I don't cum in my underwear anymore.

A few years ago, he actually saw me cum so there might be an opportunity to have that conversation yet

 

[rutter222]

I’m with wiry-nyc. Since a 20 yo certainly enjoys his jack off time and probably has cum stained items to wash too, just tell him it’s your cum. The open conversation may follow (if you encourage it) and a great dad-son relationship may follow. I am sure both of you guys would like showing each other new ways to drain those balls that are hangin between your legs.

What is wiry-nyc?

 

[GingerBear]

Yeah I get that. The stain was just so big. The whole left side was yellow. I never realized it, but I have since noticed it on many other pairs. I threw them all out and I don't cum in my underwear anymore.

A few years ago, he actually saw me cum so there might be an opportunity to have that conversation yet

What was the setting when he saw you?

 

[rutter222]

What was the setting when he saw you?

I was in my room laying on my bed naked, playing with my cock. I was close. Just as I was about to blow he opened my bedroom door and there was no turning back. He watched as I pumped out my load. Then closed the door and went to bed.

 

[ScottTheJockGuy]

I love that your son does your laundry!

i would just be honest. As a 20 year old he certainly has been jerking off himself for years. Just tell him that you jerk off into them and after a while they get stained, and that you’ll buy some new ones! Should make for a fun and open conversation.

I agree with this completely

 

[rutter222]

I agree with this completely

I threw all of them away. It was time for some new ones, obviously. Although a few years ago he saw me shoot a load so there is always room for that convo

 

[Wallyyyy]

What is wiry-nyc?

The name of the guy who made the comment that I replied to.

 

[wiry-nyc]

I threw all of them away. It was time for some new ones, obviously. Although a few years ago he saw me shoot a load so there is always room for that convo

Oh wow. How did he manage to see you? Did he walk in on you by accident? I think it’s great you have a close relationship and can talk about (or just accept) normal guy stuff. Did he say anything when he saw you? Would love to hear more.

Edit: just read the replies! Very cool.

 

[Stevemurphy1964]

It will not be the last time he will catch you it sou ds so hot