Neighbourhood Nudity

[BillyC]

I’m on your side. TBH, I do things like this for myself and not others. It’s been a slow process, but it’s helped me to feel comfortable in my own skin.

That said, if someone approached me, I would have that “Oh fuck” moment and need time to sort it out. I get the defiant side of these responses and lean toward them because…it’s your place! The overthinker in me wonders about pissing someone off you don’t know in 2023. You don’t want to be all over social media as a perv, be the recipient of a police warning (regardless of the law), or subject to someone stalking you to make your life miserable. Overkill? Most likely, but it’s possible. What about using sheers with low lighting? Maybe then you‘d just be a shadowy figure roaming about your abode.

Most importantly, where are all you guys hanging out? I’ve ALWAYS wanted a neighbor like you!

Definitely the advantage of being able to see your neighbors . . . hopefully an advantage, anyway.

 

[cyberdolphnow]

Maybe she is having a hard time controlling her tingly feelings in her nether regions. Could be that she is exceeding her monthly budget for batteries. It might be an issue of financial constraints.

She needs up upgrade her "personal massage device" then because the new ones are rechargeable and dispense with killing batteries!

No word if she's a middle aged woman although it's inferred. She might require the plug in Hitachi Wand for her use profile! Or maybe she wants a personal one on one modeling experience from you!

It's like a famous advice column on exhibitionist/voyeurism that went something like: "Can I complain about my new neighbors having sex with their window shades open because i can see into their 2nd story bedroom window while looking down from my 3rd story upstairs bathroom window's upper right corner while standing on the top step of a stepladder in the dark?"

 

[BrieflyBlue]

Norman French (after we lost 1:0 to the French in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings when poor old King Harold was poked in the eye by an arrow) was the language of the Court and aristocracy for about 400 years, give or take. Latin was the language of the Church (until Henry VIII had a slight disagreement with the Pope and formed his own Church), the Law and any legal contracts, while the Plebs just evolved their own blend of them all, plus Norse, Celtic, and anything else that had been around in whichever area they lived in.
It was only the invention of the printing press in the late 14th Century and Geoffrey Chaucer (he of the wonderful swear word riddled Canterbury Tales) that started to unite the language.
Not that any of this has anything to do with the right to wander round your own house in a jockstrap, apart from the Chaucerian swearing of course!

I did my degree in History and the 100 years war is my jam. We were winning for most of it, and just managed to fuck it up at the end.

 

[BrieflyBlue]

I’m on your side. TBH, I do things like this for myself and not others. It’s been a slow process, but it’s helped me to feel comfortable in my own skin.

That said, if someone approached me, I would have that “Oh fuck” moment and need time to sort it out. I get the defiant side of these responses and lean toward them because…it’s your place! The overthinker in me wonders about pissing someone off you don’t know in 2023. You don’t want to be all over social media as a perv, be the recipient of a police warning (regardless of the law), or subject to someone stalking you to make your life miserable. Overkill? Most likely, but it’s possible. What about using sheers with low lighting? Maybe then you‘d just be a shadowy figure roaming about your abode.

Most importantly, where are all you guys hanging out? I’ve ALWAYS wanted a neighbor like you!

Do you know what, this is honestly a big part of my concern. I think legally I'm within my rights, but I don't want this lady taking pictures and spreading shit about me around the area. People here have gotten into a nasty habit of throwing words like "pervert", "pedo" and "rapist" without really thinking about it. As someone who used to be a social care worker working with the homeless I knew a few different people whose lives had been ruined by false allegations, so you really do have to be careful who you make an enemy of these days. Plus people are always after an excuse to get rid of anyone who is different from themselves, and being sexually liberated (i.e. enjoying being naked) is still too much for some people. So perhaps blinds is the sensible option, although it feels a shame just to do it for a neighbours sensibilities (she is late middle age and seems to live alone, so I can't see where she is so sensitive about it).

 

[packedstrap]

She needs up upgrade her "personal massage device" then because the new ones are rechargeable and dispense with killing batteries!

No word if she's a middle-aged woman although it's inferred. She might require the plug in Hitachi Wand for her use profile! Or maybe she wants a personal one on one modeling experience from you!

It's like a famous advice column on exhibitionist/voyeurism that went something like: "Can I complain about my new neighbors having sex with their window shades open because i can see into their 2nd story bedroom window while looking down from my 3rd story upstairs bathroom window's upper right corner while standing on the top step of a stepladder in the dark?"

Going off of your last comment. I have friends who lived in a late 1800's mansion off on Lake Drive. It was a 3-story house with a carriage house now their garage with an apartment above. Durning the renovation to restore the property they had a guy living up there who help with a lot of the basic items. The guy either really hung, had a great tongue or just know who to use his cock because I guess his girlfriend screamed like Lassy from Porkies. The neighbors did make comments to my friends, so the guy was asked to keep the windows closed. Keep in mind this was in a historical district, so the single pane of glass did not do much for sound buffering from what I understand.

As another side note. I had a person who lived on the 1st floor below me. She became very religious once her boyfriend moved in. Many of nights she screamed out OH GOD....OH GOD....OH GOD over and over again. I never heard him so it must have been a bedtime pray ritual. Eventually she must have fallen from the graces of religion because then I started to hear.... fuck me harder...fuck me harder...fuck me harder.

Was sad when she moved away. However, I did run into the BF one day at the gym in the locker room. Hung around talking to him hoping he would drop his shorts so I could see what made her squeal. But then again he might have been a grower.

 

[packedstrap]

Oh when you said “nothing much to see”, my mind went a completely different direction. I probably need to be spanked.

You need to be bent over my knee and spanked like the naughty little boy you are.

 

[packedstrap]

I used to sleep in the buff. These days with my balls dropping and hanging a little freer some type of underwear is usually worn to bed. Many years ago I had a day off and did not need to be up to early. It was around 8 in the morning, and I hear noise and foot stopping on the roof over my bed. We had no warning that the rood was being replaces. I walked out into my living room buck naked and here a roofer is climbing up a ladder with a full view through my 8' patio door. It was summer so the door was open. Was stunned and all I could say was good morning. I did get a get a good morning back while I proceeded to my dining room through the kitchen and back to my bedroom.

 

[cyberdolphnow]

Do you know what, this is honestly a big part of my concern. I think legally I'm within my rights, but I don't want this lady taking pictures and spreading shit about me around the area. People here have gotten into a nasty habit of throwing words like "pervert", "pedo" and "rapist" without really thinking about it. As someone who used to be a social care worker working with the homeless I knew a few different people whose lives had been ruined by false allegations, so you really do have to be careful who you make an enemy of these days. Plus people are always after an excuse to get rid of anyone who is different from themselves, and being sexually liberated (i.e. enjoying being naked) is still too much for some people. So perhaps blinds is the sensible option, although it feels a shame just to do it for a neighbours sensibilities (she is late middle age and seems to live alone, so I can't see where she is so sensitive about it).

Amazon and others DIY places have what's essentially thick PVC privacy cling film for the interior of glass windows that allows light through but keeps the interior private. It's put on with soapy water and a squigee (or plastic credit card type implement). It can be had in different designs fairly inexpensively. It can also be easily removed if not needed.

Just an idea for attending to the concerns you may have.

 

[packedstrap]

Amazon and others DIY places have what's essentially thick PVC privacy cling film for the interior of glass windows that allows light through but keeps the interior private. It's put on with soapy water and a squigee (or plastic credit card type implement). It can be had in different designs fairly inexpensively.

Just an idea for attending to the concerns you may have.

Does it come in a middle finger design? Maybe that middle she will find that less offensive. Now if they have erect penis designs you could just say I thought it was a finger point at you since it was your suggestion.

 

[BillyC]

You need to be bent over my knee and spanked like the naughty little boy you are.

For the record, I’m quite a big boy. You up for it?

 

[BillyC]

I did my degree in History and the 100 years war is my jam. We were winning for most of it, and just managed to fuck it up at the end.

Sounds like the Nats on any given day!