jock strap or compression short

[Opinionman]

Compression shorts are the work of the Devil. Jockstraps, of the Angels.
It's even in the Bible, the book of Paraphernalia, Ch 2, verse 5-6: "A time will come when full-coverage, thigh-protection shall rule the halls of athleticism, but ye shall reject such shorts and maintain your faith in the garment prepared for you by the Almighty: the athletic supporter. Fall not prey to the exhortation of the compression short advocates, for they are an abomination."

 

[BillyC]

Is that a third nipple between his pecs? It is found on some males. One more to suck!

Not unless he has a fourth one at the base of his neck.

 

[BillyC]

Sorry women but we've had to look at you and your f****** yoga pants at supermarket for way too long. Can you imagine the outcry if men were such things in public. The woman would have a conniption fit. I think it's time to bring back male sexuality that really ended in the mid '80s. I always want what I've got in my 501 Levi's still with a bottom button undone. So come on guys start flaunting it if you got it. I'm sick of this crap. And compression shorts can be sexy, if they don't squash your cock and balls. What's more preferred is actually some sort of a pouch, not really obvious one, but still nonetheless something to give you a little bit of like shape.

Amen brother.

 

[BillyC]

Compression shorts are the work of the Devil. Jockstraps, of the Angels.
It's even in the Bible, the book of Paraphernalia, Ch 2, verse 5-6: "A time will come when full-coverage, thigh-protection shall rule the halls of athleticism, but ye shall reject such shorts and maintain your faith in the garment prepared for you by the Almighty: the athletic supporter. Fall not prey to the exhortation of the compression short advocates, for they are an abomination."

This is almost as good as the alt “Lucky Man” lyrics!

 

[Opinionman]

This is almost as good as the alt “Lucky Man” lyrics!

Awwww... you remembered... ; )

 

[BillyC]

Awwww... you remembered... ; )

Remembered? I can’t get that fucking song out of my head!

 

[packedstrap]

Jockstraps for me. I have tried compression shorts in the past and never liked them. There is some men’s clothing that came and went, and in some cases it wasn’t soon enough. Maybe neckties should be next. For me at least, the humble jockstrap was never improved.

 

[fox85]

Jockstrap all the way. I hate how compression shorts just smash our balls into our body. We need our big balls lifted and supported by a jock.

 

[BillyC]

Jockstrap all the way. I hate how compression shorts just smash our balls into our body. We need our big balls lifted and supported by a jock.

Lifted but not separated (with a nod to the immortal Jane Russell and Playtex — I still have nightmares from those TV ads!).

 

[tom]

Compression shorts are the work of the Devil. Jockstraps, of the Angels.
It's even in the Bible, the book of Paraphernalia, Ch 2, verse 5-6: "A time will come when full-coverage, thigh-protection shall rule the halls of athleticism, but ye shall reject such shorts and maintain your faith in the garment prepared for you by the Almighty: the athletic supporter. Fall not prey to the exhortation of the compression short advocates, for they are an abomination."

Amen!

 

[JockbudNYC]

Men just fantasy
For example at Skokie HS Illinois coach is strict
Get kicked off team if boners are involved
Same at my current dojo

You get kicked off the team for a boner? That is not strict that is ignorance or physiology.

 

[TideFan4199]

You are so correct NYC…..it’s simple physiology. Touching and shaking a cock gets you a boner!!

 

[BillyC]

You get kicked off the team for a boner? That is not strict that is ignorance or physiology.

Sounds like some deep seated repression to me! All through school sports and then the Corps (any my husband says the Army, too) it was accepted and understood . . . men, cocks, boners — it is what it is!

 

[TideFan4199]

Sounds like some deep seated repression to me! All through school sports and then the Corps (any my husband says the Army, too) it was accepted and understood . . . men, cocks, boners — it is what it is!

You are so right…but seems that is a lost fact today for some reason

 

[BillyC]

You are so right…but seems that is a lost fact today for some reason

Yet more cancel culture! Fight back!!!

 

[dawgboi]

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[BillyC]

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Nice variety, but hands down (and cocks up! ) the straps over the shorts.

 

[engjock]

Sorry women but we've had to look at you and your f****** yoga pants at supermarket for way too long. Can you imagine the outcry if men were such things in public. The woman would have a conniption fit. I think it's time to bring back male sexuality that really ended in the mid '80s. I always want what I've got in my 501 Levi's still with a bottom button undone. So come on guys start flaunting it if you got it. I'm sick of this crap. And compression shorts can be sexy, if they don't squash your cock and balls. What's more preferred is actually some sort of a pouch, not really obvious one, but still nonetheless something to give you a little bit of like shape.

I’ve just come back from a holiday with my partner in Mallorca.
I commented to him about the number of women wearing high-cut swim suits or bikini bottoms, thongs and low-cut tops, as well as the current trend for hot pants, or the ultra tight leggings which emphasises the female arse and V between her legs. I said that if men wore the same, or even jockstraps in public, there would be complaints and probably arrests by the score.

 

[BillyC]

I’ve just come back from a holiday with my partner in Mallorca.
I commented to him about the number of women wearing high-cut swim suits or bikini bottoms, thongs and low-cut tops, as well as the current trend for hot pants, or the ultra tight leggings which emphasis the female arse and V between her legs. I said that if men wore the same, or even jockstraps in public, there would be complaints and probably arrests by the score.

OR . . the world would be a much better place!