what are the rules for being a good little dick sucker
1. Be available. You know you have competition. Even if the number of men and cocksuckers were equal, you would be at a disadvantage. You can probably suck 5+ cocks a day, I don’t have 5+ loads for you a day. If you are not available when I wants, you will lose more than I do; there’s always the next cocksucker on the list. When I text or call, stay at your sister’s wedding if that’s where you are, but leave the gym even if you just got there. If you want to be a great cocksucker, bail on the wedding.
2. Be on time. Suck my cock when you say you will. And don’t ever say you won’t or can’t right then.
3. Present well. Make sure your mouth doesn’t smell like a place my cock or anything else shouldn’t be. Make sure your place isn’t messy; I don’t give a shit how you live, but I am entitled to order and not distraction.
4. Don’t do things that will detract from my or any donor’s experience. And for god’s sake, don’t get drunk, stoned, or high. You will not be able to provide the level of service I deserve if you’re not fully capable.
5. Pay attention. If I give you instructions (before, during, or after), do as you’re fucking told. Listen and watch how what you’re doing affects me, and do whatever you need to to enhance my enjoyment.
6. Don’t get distracted. Turn your phone OFF (not just set to vibrate). Turn the TV off (if it is your place). Don’t play with yourself — for god’s sake sucking cock is not about you.
7. Think ahead. Don’t embarrass me by leaving somewhere I am and people I know see you leaving with cum and drool and snot all over you (unless I order you to). Take your f’ing shirt off before you leave; or bring a spare to throw on (quickly) when you leave. If we meet at your place, be sure you have a clean washcloth and towel for me to use to clean up before I leave.
8. Swallow. Any cocksucker deserving the name should swallow. There is no OR to this — you do, or you don’t suck my cock. (This applies only to anything — cum, piss, spit.)
9. Be respectful and show gratitude. Your competition is as much a cum rag as another cocksucker. Cum rags are convenient, do what is expected and for christ’s sake, no drama. Just do what you’re being used for and be grateful you were chosen to. To get the cock you want again, though, you need to exceed that level of service.
10. Don’t ask for anything. Ever. And don’t make a rookie mistake like trying to initiate physical contact (hugging, kissing, etc.). Don’t ask me to go easier on you, or to be rougher — I decide. If you are at my hotel room or office, leave quickly and quietly when I’m done with you. If I’m at your place, your duty is to devote 100% of your attention to me until I’m gone, not only until I dump my load down your throat. Wait to wipe your face, send a text, or do anything other than pay attention to me, my cock and my nuts until I’m gone.
You’re welcome.