Most of the year here I can hang my laundry on an old fashioned laundry tree outside. I’m sure the neighbors no longer find my colorful jockstraps unusual.
It would have been delightful to reply that the parts have a mind of their own and know enough to get out of the way. She would have remembered that answer.
I understand that perspective. Being nude next to your classmates (and potential Army mates) just wasn’t an issue In those times. You wore a jock because coach told you to do it and you didn’t question it because that’s not your role to question anything. It’s amazing more of us didn’t end up...
Understood about the incomplete. There was always a kid on Monday who forgot his laundry at home and was marked absent. No wonder everybody ran from that place after graduation.