Wifes mom called while we had sex, wife had me hold with it in her. She was trying to end the convo. Quickly. I was tingling, and slowly thrusted, and she mouthed stop, and trying to fight off a moan. Her mom said, you sound tired, I will let you guys go. After she hung up, she said I think mom knew we were busy.
2nd my youngest pushed open the bedroom door at 3am, back when he was about 5. Mom, naked, was sitting on top of me moaning. He says," oh I was here to get dad to turn on the bathroom light." But since mom is awake she can turn it on!" Well she dove under the blankets and told him to wait by the bathroom door and dad will turn the light on. She pushed me out of the bed with her foot, saying, "you go, I'm naked!" I replied, "so am I!" She grabbed her panties and threw them at me. I slipped them on telling her they were hers, she said," he won't know"! I went to turn it on, the switch was hard to turn. He asked" oh, I thought mom was coming to help?" I said, "she was tired", but after he finished and went to bed, she goes in to clean up. I wondered what he thought about to tired mom, going into the bathroom after he went back to bed? So we didn't finish, and it was weeks before we tried again. Also I did fix the lock on the door.
While dating my future wife and I went to a local pond to swim. We were alone, so we got naked in the water, and had sex. Our suits were about 10 feet away on the dock. As we finished, I pulled out and she dove under to watch the cum float away. Just as she pops to the surface, my brother comes down the hill and waving, said " how is the water?" She quickly dropped down to her neck, and I swam for the dock grabbing our suits. He says, " what you guys upto?" I replied, " just swimming!" She told me to head him off as she got her suit on. After we got our suits on, she was embarassed, thinking he saw us. She wanted to go home. Since I had left a note at home that we were going for a swim, and after he and my sister got home from college classes, they should join us, I figured I should stay. Also to findout if he might have seen anything. Mad, she takes my car, telling him she is cold. Well he didn't say much but then finally asking why we were naked? I said to see how it felt to swim naked. He then asked how it felt in the water? I stopped talking about it after that. Later my gf asked if he saw us? I said I didn't think so, but he never said anything to me about it after that. But she figured he saw it all. Years later she told me he had flirted with her after that, so who knows.
He also came home once after school and we were humping on my parents couch. I thought he'd be another half hour. He's knocking on the door, yelling" Bill, why is the door locked?" She ran to the bathroom to dress, telling me to intercept him. Well having only my underwear down stairs, I meet him as he opens the door. He asks why it was locked? I said I was changing after work while she was in the bathroom. He didn't ask anymore about it.
Lastly, we weren't having sex, but brother in law came into our bedroom while my wife and I were changing after the 4 of us had been swimming. Wife sat on the bed with her top off, and my back was to the door, still with my suit on. He was talking to me, so I turned to block his view. She had her shirt held over her boobs, as I talked, she finally told him, we were dressing and he should leave the room. He looked around me at her, and said, " oh I didn' t think about that". Well I turned back around after he left, and my wife was hooking her bra. She said, " did you know, I had on no bottoms sitting here?" I said, " no,I knew you had your chest covered!" She said," yes and I tried to cover both." I told her I had tried to block his view. When we left the bedroom, you could hear his wife down the hall balling him out. Redfaced, he appologised and said he didn't think about us changing, wife said, that is why the door was closed.
Wife has caught them doing it a couple times. Once we had called that we would be there in an hour to pick them up and hike in the woods. We got there about 10 minutes early, and waited, they didn't come out. Wife knocked, no answer, so she used her key and I waited by the car. She comes back out and tells me, you are lucky you didn't go in. I said why? She says they were having sex on the couch in the living room. The couch you can see straight ahead as you come in the door. She said her sister told her sorry, we thought we had more time. She said after i asked if they were naked? She says yes, but I looked away quickly, I didn't want to see that. I said to myself, I would have, lol.
