Never have I ever had a massage turn into sex

[BillyC]

Charles’s several photographs posted in another thread

https://yourjockstraps.com/index.php?forums/general-jockstrap-talk.6/
What’s [sic] jock pics make you want to grab your meat? (page 64)

of men having massages (in jockstraps) begged the question — have you ever had a massage that became sexual (happy ending or otherwise) or became full on sex? Do tell!
1. Were you the masseur or the massage recipient?
2. Hand job, blowjob, rimming, fingering, fucking?
3. Mutual?
4. Completion?
Do give us every filthy detail (and I mean EVERY).

 

[TJS69]

No, but I want one!!

 

[diego501]

I did. I was at a campground of sorts and everyone was a bit standoffish as they can be until they know how to classify you (aka whether they want something from you or if they can discard you-the penile code.) I recognized it for what it was and went about my business helping out and what not. After a couple of weeks or cleaning out their “woodland shitters” and helping out in the kitchen, I got really tired of the dickheadedness that was prevailing. So I decided to put and end to it once and for all. I found the biggest whore there (no disrespect to my fellow whores) and asked him for a massage, as he was proficient in Thai body massage. He agreed so we went to the bath house and he gave me a message. He was rather enamoured with my dick (see profile pics) and really wanted to blow me. I let him in front of everyone (there was a crowd of people watching.) Next thing I know everyone was so nice (they knew where to classify now that they all wanted my goodies). A couple of days later my roommate came to me complaining of the same thing. I explained he had to break the penile code and told him what I’d done. He called me a whore and then had his own excursion. lol. I say it pays to be a whore and yes it worked out for him too.

 

[Charles]

I definitely have an interest. I’ve given a few and gotten a few. Each time it finished with a cock in my mouth!
When I was a teen I lived next door to a military guy. We hung out and played cards now and then. One weekend he said that he hurt his back at work. I offered him a back rub and he said ok.
After about a half an hour of rubbing he turned over with a super stiff boner. I reached out and stroked it. As he got closer he said to suck it. I got my first taste of cum that summer And apparently the association of massage and sex.

 

[billTO]

Charles’s several photographs posted in another thread

https://yourjockstraps.com/index.php?forums/general-jockstrap-talk.6/
What’s [sic] jock pics make you want to grab your meat? (page 64)

of men having massages (in jockstraps) begged the question — have you ever had a massage that became sexual (happy ending or otherwise) or became full on sex? Do tell!
1. Were you the masseur or the massage recipient?
2. Hand job, blowjob, rimming, fingering, fucking?
3. Mutual?
4. Completion?
Do give us every filthy detail (and I mean EVERY).

Thank you, Billy, for using the correct word for a male massage practitioner./ I long ago grew weary of the constant misuse of "masseuse" in gay male stories.

 

[BillyC]

Thank you, Billy, for using the correct word for a male massage practitioner./ I long ago grew weary of the constant misuse of "masseuse" in gay male stories.

I have many pet peeves with respect to words, grammar and spelling. I’m a dumb jarhead; yet I can accurately articulate, punctuate, spell and pluralize. Thanks for the recognition; if a dumb jarhead can do it, can’t anyone?

Since I’m teetering on the precipice of a rant, I’ll give into it by way of an example. I was in a doctor’s office a few weeks ago. On the wall in the waiting room was a laser-printed notice about payment.
“Payment is due for service’s when rendered. This office is not a lender.”
UNfortunately for them, I had to wait five minutes or so, and looking at the all-too-common-lately error for those minutes made it impossible for me to ignore. When I was called in I ripped the paper off the wall and gave it and a lecture to the doctor when he (finally) came into the exam room. I had to point out the glaring mis-pluralization to a man with eight years of advanced schooling? Seriously? WTF has become of this country’s education system?

 

[Jake]

No, but I want one!!

.....Hey there TOM, I GOT the joggers and the jockstraps a coupla-days-ago!...I didn`t know how to let-you-know!...I`m wearing the jogging-pants right-now!...they`re a-bit-snug but, I can wear-them!...the fabric is very-stretchy and comfortable!...I haven`t tried-on the jockstraps yet!...I`ve had company here from out-of-town!...I should be able to try-them-all-on-tomorrow!...they look pretty-snug, with short, small-pouches...so, I`m stretching those pouches-out a bit before I try-them-on!...I have some pretty-big-balls, and I wanna-make-sure there`s gonna-be plenty-of-room in those pouches!...I`ll just soak-them and stretch-them over some cock-pump-tubes I have, and see if THAT- helps!...it`s been pretty-rainy-here and, I haven`t been-out-anywhere (I HATE driving-in-the-rain!)...too damn-many crazy-careless, speedy, impulsive-drivers on the road who change lanes like-crazy, and never-bother to use-their-car-signals!...anyway, I will mail-you some $$$ within-about-a-week-or-so!...if everything goes as-planned!...and, if it doesn`t-keep-raining!.... Thanks-much, my-friend!...take care, and stay safe, healthy and well, and...KEEP-ON-JOCKSTRAPPING!...when the grass is dry-enough, I will get a jockstrap or-two-on, put-a-CUP-in , and mow-my-lawn!...the grass is growing-so-fast, and getting-pretty-tall!...gotta-go-for-now!...will catch-up with you later, buddy!...I`ll let-you-know if these jockstraps "fit" pretty-well after I get the-pouches-stretched-out-a-bit...I`m hoping my "stretching-the-pouches" procedure works!...keeping-my-fingers-crossed!.............JAKE

 

[diego501]

.....Hey there TOM, I GOT the joggers and the jockstraps a coupla-days-ago!...I didn`t know how to let-you-know!...I`m wearing the jogging-pants right-now!...they`re a-bit-snug but, I can wear-them!...the fabric is very-stretchy and comfortable!...I haven`t tried-on the jockstraps yet!...I`ve had company here from out-of-town!...I should be able to try-them-all-on-tomorrow!...they look pretty-snug, with short, small-pouches...so, I`m stretching those pouches-out a bit before I try-them-on!...I have some pretty-big-balls, and I wanna-make-sure there`s gonna-be plenty-of-room in those pouches!...I`ll just soak-them and stretch-them over some cock-pump-tubes I have, and see if THAT- helps!...it`s been pretty-rainy-here and, I haven`t been-out-anywhere (I HATE driving-in-the-rain!)...too damn-many crazy-careless, speedy, impulsive-drivers on the road who change lanes like-crazy, and never-bother to use-their-car-signals!...anyway, I will mail-you some $$$ within-about-a-week-or-so!...if everything goes as-planned!...and, if it doesn`t-keep-raining!.... Thanks-much, my-friend!...take care, and stay safe, healthy and well, and...KEEP-ON-JOCKSTRAPPING!...when the grass is dry-enough, I will get a jockstrap or-two-on, put-a-CUP-in , and mow-my-lawn!...the grass is growing-so-fast, and getting-pretty-tall!...gotta-go-for-now!...will catch-up with you later, buddy!...I`ll let-you-know if these jockstraps "fit" pretty-well after I get the-pouches-stretched-out-a-bit...I`m hoping my "stretching-the-pouches" procedure works!...keeping-my-fingers-crossed!.............JAKE

If it works please share the method for the rest of us big-balled, big-dicked peeps who get very excited about a new jockstrap only to get them and be real sad when we see just how snug that pouch is.

 

[5star38]

No, but I want one!!

Grabs the massage oil

 

[Redsucked02]

Every massage I've received from a man has led to sex with the masseur! And I've probably had over 100! From hand jobs (at least 50%), to getting sucked off (20%) and anal sex (30%)...mostly me fucking them.
These were all in Los Angeles. Cherish the memories! As I now life in an area seemingly devoid of masseurs...

 

[15071jock]

I've been in both roles--masseur and massage client.
To make session memorable & deliver EXACTLY what client is looking for, EACH MUST clearly communicate what expectations & boundaries are.

 

[engjock]

I have many pet peeves with respect to words, grammar and spelling. I’m a dumb jarhead; yet I can accurately articulate, punctuate, spell and pluralize. Thanks for the recognition; if a dumb jarhead can do it, can’t anyone?

Since I’m teetering on the precipice of a rant, I’ll give into it by way of an example. I was in a doctor’s office a few weeks ago. On the wall in the waiting room was a laser-printed notice about payment.
“Payment is due for service’s when rendered. This office is not a lender.”
UNfortunately for them, I had to wait five minutes or so, and looking at the all-too-common-lately error for those minutes made it impossible for me to ignore. When I was called in I ripped the paper off the wall and gave it and a lecture to the doctor when he (finally) came into the exam room. I had to point out the glaring mis-pluralization to a man with eight years of advanced schooling? Seriously? WTF has become of this country’s education system?

in the UK it is known as the greengrocer’s apostrophe, BillyC, as in ‘Apple’s 3 for £1’.
Also, there’s the complete opposite where the possessive apostrophe is missed out, even on road signs - Bishops Road - when in actuality the road was named after a local dignitary whose surname was Bishop!
Local people are now going round with indelible black marker pens and adding the apostrophe to any sign missing an apostrophe!
Finally, not using a capital letter correctly leads to completely different understandings: instead of ’I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse‘, omitting the capital J leads to a very different meaning as in, ‘I helped my uncle jack off a horse.’

 

[BillyC]

Every massage I've received from a man has led to sex with the masseur! And I've probably had over 100! From hand jobs (at least 50%), to getting sucked off (20%) and anal sex (30%)...mostly me fucking them.
These were all in Los Angeles. Cherish the memories! As I now life in an area seemingly devoid of masseurs...

I used to take leave in LA when I was briefly stationed at El Toro. I can’t say I ever had a massage in LA but I “massaged” many holes there!

 

[billTO]

I have many pet peeves with respect to words, grammar and spelling. I’m a dumb jarhead; yet I can accurately articulate, punctuate, spell and pluralize. Thanks for the recognition; if a dumb jarhead can do it, can’t anyone?

Since I’m teetering on the precipice of a rant, I’ll give into it by way of an example. I was in a doctor’s office a few weeks ago. On the wall in the waiting room was a laser-printed notice about payment.
“Payment is due for service’s when rendered. This office is not a lender.”
UNfortunately for them, I had to wait five minutes or so, and looking at the all-too-common-lately error for those minutes made it impossible for me to ignore. When I was called in I ripped the paper off the wall and gave it and a lecture to the doctor when he (finally) came into the exam room. I had to point out the glaring mis-pluralization to a man with eight years of advanced schooling? Seriously? WTF has become of this country’s education system?

Good for you!

If it works please share the method for the rest of us big-balled, big-dicked peeps who get very excited about a new jockstrap only to get them and be real sad when we see just how snug that pouch is.

Yours is a problem many of us would love!!!

 

[Jake]

If it works please share the method for the rest of us big-balled, big-dicked peeps who get very excited about a new jockstrap only to get them and be real sad when we see just how snug that pouch is.

......in response, it sort-of-helped a little-bit!...I think there`s just too-much-elastic in the pouches...and, they just won`t stretch-out (like those with-more-cotton-in-the-pouches would!...so, I have decided to go ahead and wear-them with a nice big-roomy-CUP...and, there`s certainly plenty of good-support to keep-it-in-place!...also, wearing a cup actually makes my balls-"sweat-even-more" than if I weren`t using-a-cup...and, THAT`S GOOD!...then, after wearing-it all-day, especially after a good-long-workout-session, it`s completely-wet and smells-great!...a real nice, sweaty-balls-smell that-I-LIKE!...and, I just rub all-that-ball-sweat all-over-the-pouch of the jockstrap...to be kept-in-a-ziplock-bag to maintain-that-smell!...so, essentially, the cup actually "speeds-up"-the-process of "seasoning"-a-jockstrap!...and, of-course, using-that jockstrap regularly as-a-cumrag for many-"bate-sessions" also helps-a-great-deal as well!...and, if I mow-my-lawn, THAT helps-immensely!...it`s really a "WIN/WIN" situation if you are wanting-to "season"-a-favorite-jockstrap-to-"sniff"-real-good later!...note: TOM, I didn`t get your money-mailed-yet!...please be-patient...it`s just been too-damn-rainy!...and, I just won`t drive-in-rainy-weather!...too-risky!...I wanted-to send-cash...but, that`s-too-risky too!...I will send a personal-check as soon as I can!.....THANKS MUCH, buddy!...........JAKE

 

[gingerrob]

There is a guy I have gone couple of times. Over a hour or so to get to. He gives the massage in his home. I'm completely nude. He just wears shorts. His body is all smooth. The best massage. Very professional. He is married to a guy. Never touched my dick,sucked me, lingered me.I WISH LOL. Wish I could go back. But have no time. Wish he had a hairy chest. He'd was SO SEXY.

 

[gingerrob]

There is a guy I have gone couple of times. Over a hour or so to get to. He gives the massage in his home. I'm completely nude. He just wears shorts. His body is all smooth. The best massage. Very professional. He is married to a guy. Never touched my dick,sucked me, lingered me.I WISH LOL. Wish I could go back. But have no time. Wish he had a hairy chest. He'd was SO SEXY.

just saw typo lingered LOL fingered. Maybe a different meaning. Haha

 

[BillyC]

just saw typo lingered LOL fingered. Maybe a different meaning. Haha

I think we fingered it out!

 

[gingerrob]

I think we fingered it out!

Fingered it out really does sound better Haha