Jockstrap fail stories?

[Cuplover]

I thought it'd be fun to share jockstrap fails, meaning, times when you thought you had a jockstrap supporting or protecting you and it didn't work out as planned. I'll start.

When I was about 12 my mom had washed my hockey jock shorts and I tried putting the cup directly against my skin instead of in the jock short pouch. It didn't work out as planned as the shorts were loose and the cup fell onto the ice during the game. The referee stopped the game as he waited for someone to claim the cup and eventually the referee picked it up and put it aside. I was so embarrassed I didn't say it was mine, despite the coach encouraging our team not to be. I played the rest of the game without a cup and then I used my old cup for the rest of the season. Not my finest moment haha. Would have been better if I just owned it and got my cup back.

Obviously, this would have been prevented if I had just worn a regular jockstrap that fit right haha. I never liked those hockey jock shorts.

 

[easlgrundle]

I had some Road Runner jockstraps, lovely things, but the pouch was too tall so I'd stitched them up a bit. Well I'm at the gym lockerroom , intending to go lift after changing, guess I'd freeballed or worn some loose boxers or boxerbriefs in. Nobody's in there so I figure I'll practice being less shy and start with pulling jock on by itself instead of lining up my jock hidden inside my shorts before pulling on. Shirtcocking, I pull the jock up and I realize it's one of the unaltered, loose jock when I register a solid, unbendable erection that the pouch is not presently equipped for. It wouldn't tuck the boner up, it wouldn't point the boner down enough also. Took it off, redressed with my boner tucked up under my tightended belt, sticking above the waistline so it won't slide out inmediately, prayed my shirt would stay low, and went home.

I never did get into the habit of stripping completely to get into a jock except in my bedroom, I'll usually leave ashirt on.

 

[Racemic]

I recall watching a wrestling match during a Summer Olympic event. Both guys were in singlets. During one of the grab moves the leg strap of a guy’s jockstrap detached from the waistband. The referee had to stop the match while the athlete adjusted his wardrobe malfunction. Wish I could find a video of that match again.

 

[Jockboy00]

I had some Road Runner jockstraps, lovely things, but the pouch was too tall so I'd stitched them up a bit. Well I'm at the gym lockerroom , intending to go lift after changing, guess I'd freeballed or worn some loose boxers or boxerbriefs in. Nobody's in there so I figure I'll practice being less shy and start with pulling jock on by itself instead of lining up my jock hidden inside my shorts before pulling on. Shirtcocking, I pull the jock up and I realize it's one of the unaltered, loose jock when I register a solid, unbendable erection that the pouch is not presently equipped for. It wouldn't tuck the boner up, it wouldn't point the boner down enough also. Took it off, redressed with my boner tucked up under my tightended belt, sticking above the waistline so it won't slide out inmediately, prayed my shirt would stay low, and went home.

I never did get into the habit of stripping completely to get into a jock except in my bedroom, I'll usually leave ashirt on.

There’s no shame in anyone’s nudity in a locker room. While popping a boner isn’t uncommon, it’s less frequent if you’re used to the scenario

 

[jxguy]

I slammed my locker shut in the locker room, locked it and headed off to the showers. It was your typical after work rush and they were out of towels after my shower. No biggie, I keep an emergency towel in my locker. I get the lock off and pull up on the locker—it won’t go up. It’s not moving. I try and try and no way the locker is going to open. I’m standing there, naked, wet and have some other guys try—it was a very naked locker room so no big deal. Naked guys, guys in their underwear, guys fully dressed, bodybuilders—it’s not opening and I have no idea why. One of the guys went to go get a worker. The worker came—no luck. They call a maintenance worker to come back to the gym and try. I waited in the steam room for the guy to show up. The maintenance worker tried and tried and finally after climbing on top of the lockers and being able to pull up with pliers while another worker used pliers—it finally popped opened.

The reason? My jock had gotten stuck where the locking hooks of the locker go into the frame of the locker when you shut it to lock it—and the jock jammed the locking mechanism. Everyone had a good laugh and I was told not to get into too much of a hurry to get to the showers. A bit embarrassed I was so careless, but overall a good laugh. …and yes, I was the butt of a lot of jokes over the next week.

 

[JimJock]

Back in 1977 while a freshman in high school I was on the cross country team. A Bike No. 10 under tight gym shorts which were much shorter than today was the standard uniform. With some of the lighter colors your jockstrap showed through. Inevitably due to heavy usage the connection between the pouch and the leg
straps would give out in the middle of a meet or during practice and then you just kept on running with your cock and balls free, but with the shorts being tight, your cock was then pushing real close against your shorts as you ran. It all was a good feeling and it made my cock react with attention. And afterwards in the locker room we'd all strip down and take a shower in the open showers, and your disconnected jockstrap would lie there on the top of your pile of sweaty running gear.

 

[laxcup]

Couple stories come to mind...

Once is from when I played little league baseball, probably around 7th or 8th grade. There were two brothers on my team, one was my age and the other was about two years younger. One time, the younger brother was at bat, and while he was standing at the plate, his cup sort of fell out of his jock and started sliding down the leg of his baseball pants. I'm still not sure how that could happen, but it did and it was very obvious to everyone watching. The ump called time and told him to fix his cup. His dad came out and helped him pull the cup out of the bottom of his pants leg and put it back in his jock in a way that it wouldn't fall out. Was pretty funny.

A more recent story happened during a game in my men's lacrosse league. I was standing on the sideline when one of my teammates came running over to sub out. I always try not to stare too much at my teammates cup bulges, but in this case I couldn't help it. Not only was his cup bulge enormous, but his cup had somehow turned sideways in his jock (or whatever he had it in). I debated to myself whether I should say anything, but eventually I couldn't help myself. I said, "hey man, have to say in all my years playing lax I've seen a lot of different ways to wear a cup, but never seen anybody rock one sideways". Everyone on the sideline started laughing and my teammate straightened his cup.

If I thought about it more I could probably come up with more stories. Plenty of times I've seen lacrosse goalies get hit square in the cup but still have to take a few minutes to collect themselves.

 

[BillyC]

I recall watching a wrestling match during a Summer Olympic event. Both guys were in singlets. During one of the grab moves the leg strap of a guy’s jockstrap detached from the waistband. The referee had to stop the match while the athlete adjusted his wardrobe malfunction. Wish I could find a video of that match again.

How many of us wish were were there to . . . help him?! Out of empathy of course!

 

[fubarnd]

Couple stories come to mind...

Once is from when I played little league baseball, probably around 7th or 8th grade. There were two brothers on my team, one was my age and the other was about two years younger. One time, the younger brother was at bat, and while he was standing at the plate, his cup sort of fell out of his jock and started sliding down the leg of his baseball pants. I'm still not sure how that could happen, but it did and it was very obvious to everyone watching. The ump called time and told him to fix his cup. His dad came out and helped him pull the cup out of the bottom of his pants leg and put it back in his jock in a way that it wouldn't fall out. Was pretty funny.

When I was in little league, I had a teammate that was catching. He would take his cup out of his pants when we were up to bat and then shove it back in his underwear or jock when he put the rest of the catchers gear on. One inning, he must have put it between his pants and underwear or jock and it came sliding down his pant leg when he stood up. We all had a good laugh as he shoved it back in on the field.

 

[packedstrap]

Jockstrap Failures. The is nothing worse than when the stitching where the bottom of your pouch and the leg straps meet let free comes loose at the wrong time. It is like someone pulling up a window shade against your junk and not to mention the odd sensation against your ass. Fortunately, it mostly happened at the gym and not during a game. Very fortunately I never had it happen with my cup jockstrap. That could have been a ball buster. I had always inspected my straps after wearing for the end pouch/leg strap connection. Got lax on it and then a vintage DUKE did it to me again but I was just working from home and solved the issue.

Oddest jockstrap failure was about 20 years ago. Bike came out with BIKE #10s in red, yellow, blue and grey. Ordered blue and grey. Was at the gym sporting a grey jockstrap and all of a sudden, I felt free and fancy free. Went to the locker room and all of the ribbing for the pouch had let free. WTF....stunned but given previous failures I always have two spare straps in the bag.

 

[BillyC]

Jockstrap Failures. The is nothing worse than when the stitching where the bottom of your pouch and the leg straps meet let free comes loose at the wrong time. It is like someone pulling up a window shade against your junk and not to mention the odd sensation against your ass. Fortunately, it mostly happened at the gym and not during a game. Very fortunately I never had it happen with my cup jockstrap. That could have been a ball buster. I had always inspected my straps after wearing for the end pouch/leg strap connection. Got lax on it and then a vintage DUKE did it to me again but I was just working from home and solved the issue.

Oddest jockstrap failure was about 20 years ago. Bike came out with BIKE #10s in red, yellow, blue and grey. Ordered blue and grey. Was at the gym sporting a grey jockstrap and all of a sudden, I felt free and fancy free. Went to the locker room and all of the ribbing for the pouch had let free. WTF....stunned but given previous failures I always have two spare straps in the bag.

I keep two balls in the bag, but I’ve never thought about the need to have two extra straps.

 

[Bike57]

Jockstrap Failures. The is nothing worse than when the stitching where the bottom of your pouch and the leg straps meet let free comes loose at the wrong time. It is like someone pulling up a window shade against your junk and not to mention the odd sensation against your ass. Fortunately, it mostly happened at the gym and not during a game. Very fortunately I never had it happen with my cup jockstrap. That could have been a ball buster. I had always inspected my straps after wearing for the end pouch/leg strap connection. Got lax on it and then a vintage DUKE did it to me again but I was just working from home and solved the issue.

Oddest jockstrap failure was about 20 years ago. Bike came out with BIKE #10s in red, yellow, blue and grey. Ordered blue and grey. Was at the gym sporting a grey jockstrap and all of a sudden, I felt free and fancy free. Went to the locker room and all of the ribbing for the pouch had let free. WTF....stunned but given previous failures I always have two spare straps in the bag.

Just went thru this last week after just getting home from work. All of a sudden no support and the straps working up my butt. Glad it didn't happen in the middle of the day with nothing to change in to. This was the second time in a week two different brands did the same thing. Guess we'll get the zig zag stitch set up on the sewing machine. Was always glad a strap never came off the waistband and snapped the back of your nuts. I do keep an extra pair of FTL briefs in one of my vehicles in case I have a bad jockstrap day, but I didn't take that one that day.