easlgrundle
Jockstrap Artist
I'm very interested in finding pictures and stories of American football centers ready to snap the ball to the quarterback under and behind them whose knuckle is firmly planted in their asshole. That intimate top bottom interaction in front of everybody is pretty horny, even more so if the center is obviously wearing a jockstrap and their sweaty, hairy hole is that much closer. I was kinda hoping a site like Nifty would deliver on the erotic story front, but so far not quite for that scenario detail. Likewise, I haven't quite found the tumblr/tumbex photo image trove I'm after.
SBnation had an interesting article, "11 lessons about butts, as shared by quarterbacks and centers"
https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2017/8/9/16118190/quarterback-center-exchange-butts
Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh instructing players: "Now, the quarterback’s placement of his hands. If he’s a righty and the center’s a right-hander too, take that knuckle right there on your pointer finger, should go squarely right in the middle of his asshole. Right in the middle of it. Find the asshole. That’s where that knuckle goes. Right there."
"I've got my hands on their butts probably more than their wives, so it's a pretty unique trust and relationship you have."
"Is that off the record?"
"What you want is a nice, plump bottom, some surface area to put your hand on. You want them to feel you."
"[Peyton Manning] said it's been a pleasure being able to put his hands in my rear. Which didn't come off right. But everybody understood what he was saying."
Then there's Bleacher Report's very entertainingly illustrated article, "The Legend of Swamp Ass, and Other Tales of Football's Most Pivotal Relationship"
https: //bleacherreport.com/articles/2736505-the-legend-of-swamp-ass-and-other-tales-of-footballs-most-pivotal-partnership
"you're not in pads all the time," Dilfer said. "Most of your practices, it's my fingers on your balls, because you have on gym shorts and a jock. You get very intimate with every part of their anatomy."
"his nickname was actually Swamp Ass. In the Tampa heat, in games in August and September, it was torture. There were games I'd take the snap and get sprayed in the face by his butt sweat."
"Sometimes you'll get guys who are really light-handed and I'll actually squat down, I'll sit down on their hands. And they'll start to pull out and I'll say, 'Dude, I've got to feel you. I want you to put pressure up on me.' ... I want you to feel like you're lifting my butt up off the ground. And then there'll be guys who are reaching all the way to the front and all you're feeling is their forearm down your butt crack, and I'd be like, 'Hey, you're too far in there, you've got to back out a little bit.'"
"Almost every quarterback B/R talked to for this story copped to having made their centers change into clean, dry pants at halftime on game day, or even in practice, in an effort to minimize the swamp-ass syndrome and keep the ball grippable. "I made [Wade] change at practice and then I made him change at halftime during a game, and he hated me for it," Simms said. "There'd be a point toward the end of the first half during a hot game in Tampa where he would snap me the ball and it might as well be a wet watermelon out of a water cooler."
SBnation had an interesting article, "11 lessons about butts, as shared by quarterbacks and centers"
https://www.sbnation.com/platform/amp/2017/8/9/16118190/quarterback-center-exchange-butts
Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh instructing players: "Now, the quarterback’s placement of his hands. If he’s a righty and the center’s a right-hander too, take that knuckle right there on your pointer finger, should go squarely right in the middle of his asshole. Right in the middle of it. Find the asshole. That’s where that knuckle goes. Right there."
"I've got my hands on their butts probably more than their wives, so it's a pretty unique trust and relationship you have."
"Is that off the record?"
"What you want is a nice, plump bottom, some surface area to put your hand on. You want them to feel you."
"[Peyton Manning] said it's been a pleasure being able to put his hands in my rear. Which didn't come off right. But everybody understood what he was saying."
Then there's Bleacher Report's very entertainingly illustrated article, "The Legend of Swamp Ass, and Other Tales of Football's Most Pivotal Relationship"
https: //bleacherreport.com/articles/2736505-the-legend-of-swamp-ass-and-other-tales-of-footballs-most-pivotal-partnership
"you're not in pads all the time," Dilfer said. "Most of your practices, it's my fingers on your balls, because you have on gym shorts and a jock. You get very intimate with every part of their anatomy."
"his nickname was actually Swamp Ass. In the Tampa heat, in games in August and September, it was torture. There were games I'd take the snap and get sprayed in the face by his butt sweat."
"Sometimes you'll get guys who are really light-handed and I'll actually squat down, I'll sit down on their hands. And they'll start to pull out and I'll say, 'Dude, I've got to feel you. I want you to put pressure up on me.' ... I want you to feel like you're lifting my butt up off the ground. And then there'll be guys who are reaching all the way to the front and all you're feeling is their forearm down your butt crack, and I'd be like, 'Hey, you're too far in there, you've got to back out a little bit.'"
"Almost every quarterback B/R talked to for this story copped to having made their centers change into clean, dry pants at halftime on game day, or even in practice, in an effort to minimize the swamp-ass syndrome and keep the ball grippable. "I made [Wade] change at practice and then I made him change at halftime during a game, and he hated me for it," Simms said. "There'd be a point toward the end of the first half during a hot game in Tampa where he would snap me the ball and it might as well be a wet watermelon out of a water cooler."
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